Podcast opening theme...

Our beloved podcast, fine though we strive to make it, is still gloriously lo-tech. We start recording, we stop recording, we edit a bit, but we have thus far shied away from the whistles and bells of jingles and intro music (largely cos one made of whistles and bells would be just an annoying noise). But our listener Blair from Australia has taken it upon himself to write us some lyrics for our non-existent theme. So until we pull our metaphorical fingers out of our musical backsides, here's what he suggested...

Another week has gone by So it's time for Movie Banter Delivering new episodes Like a sack of presents from Santa

So come on join our hosts The one girl and two men The guys are Jon and Paul And the girl's name is Jen

Paul provides the laughs Jon has movie mistakes on tap They argued over Quantum of Solace But agree Max Payne was crap

We all love Back to the Future Time travel is really cool Except when Doc burned those children To provide his train with fuel

This week in movie history Shows Jon is always number one And if the podcast has taught us anything It's that bullying can be fun

Paul interviews comedians Whose recommendations are always right Just don't ask what our hosts get up to Every Saturday night

Come on join movie banter To miss it would be a sin Open your ears and shut your mouth 'Cause it's about to begin

There y'are. Might work.